God Deploys 100,000 More Mosquitoes To U.S.
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God Deploys 100,000 More Mosquitoes To U.S.

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Directing the reinforcements to areas that had suffered heavy casualties, God, Our Heavenly Father, ordered the deployment of 100,000 more mosquitoes to the United States, sources confirmed Monday.

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