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God Deploys 100,000 More Mosquitoes To U.S.

You know The Onion is satire, right?

Directing the reinforcements to areas that had suffered heavy casualties, God, Our Heavenly Father, ordered the deployment of 100,000 more mosquitoes to the United States, sources confirmed Monday.

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